Wednesday, August 16, 2006

"Dag nab it, that's good Oriental!"

The title link today is dedicated to the Mizer, a poster on here who is quite possibly in a stranger land than I. It's a link worthy of the great Bob. Enjoy!

By the way, I passed the German driver's license test. Yay! You wouldn't believe what nationals here pay to get a license, what with Fahrschule (driving school - about 30 sessions or so) and the fees... over $1500 Euro. For a five year renewable license, I spent 3 hours and forked out ten bucks. It's almost embarrassing. I will try not to piss off the natives when I get behind the wheel.

Tschüss!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the dedication and welcome to my world. The only problem around here is the average inhabitant of the area will stop their car and grab the roadkill and take it themselves long before it would make it to the restaurant. I would like to try the cheezewhiz eggroll. Tommorrow at the Days Inn I'm going to show this to my boss because he also owns a Chinese restaurant here in redneckville. I think my favorite picture on that site was the fortune cookie that said, "that was not chicken."
Well, I'm glad that you passed your driving test and that it only cost you 10 bucks. Do they drive on the other side of the road there or is that only in England? Not much happening around here. Over the weekend we had to throw out a pervert that was pleasing himself with his room window wide open. The crazy thing was that he was in town on an indecent exposure charge and so the managers went in to court and testified that he was still doing it. The only other exciting thing was I got called outside by the bar manager to help him get a drunken patron back to his room at 1:00am Saturday night. This guy was 6'7" and around 320lbs and was wasted. He kept trying to go to a room that wasn't his. Finally we got him in the right room and when we went to plop him face down on his bed he grabbed my wrist and held it in a death lock as he passed out. It took me a good 5 minutes trying to get loose. Yeee Hawwww. I love living in the midwest. Type to you later. -The Mizer

ArmyHausFrau said...

Hi, Mizer! Lucky for me the driving here is on the right side of the road. I've been having fun on the Autobahns here... 130/km an hour is the suggested speed when there are no restrictions, but I've gotten up to 150 or so. SO NICE not to have to scan for troopers. :)